The Art Guys are pleased to offer the most personally advanced data storage memory services available anywhere:

The Art Guys Heads in a Cloud Data Storage Memory Services

 

A real endorsement:

"I uploaded several of my favorite memories into my own storage system that I keep in the hairy ball at the top of my body (with the eyes). But in just a few short weeks they were all gone. What the hell? I heard The Art Guys are a trusted team that can keep my memories safe for years to come and for my grandchildren to enjoy. I'm not sure what they are any more but I'm ready to upload them using their fast and easy system! Thank you Art Guys Head In The Cloud Data Memory Storage Services! Now I can rest easy knowing that that stuff I used to remember can finally be kept safe!... For years to come and for my grandchildren to enjoy! And... for years to come, and something about my grandchildren. Or something. Who are you people?" - S.B.


You can rest assured that The Art Guys will deliver the most personalized memory services anywhere. We guarantee it!

     

 

Let's face it, in today's busy world there are just too many things to remember. Let The Art Guys try to remember all those things you can't or don't want to!

 
 

 

 

Unlike other data storage services that can be hacked,
The Art Guys Heads in a Cloud Data Storage Memory Services are foolproof. We can't be hacked!

     
 

 

We deliver the most sensitive memory services available anywhere! Unlike other data storage services, we really care about your memories. Your memories are our memories!

   
Our motto:
We remember that!
     

Regardless of the risk of potential memory loss, we will always have at least a pretty good idea what we were asked to remember. We guarantee it!

 
  YOUR INFORMATION IS SAFE WITH US  
Ask about our free
auto-backup system!
We store text, video, pictures, gossip, smells, feelings or almost anything!

"The beauty of The Art Guys Data Storage Memory Services is the personal touch. We offer unrivaled human feelings when you entrust your data to us," explains Jack.

Says Mike, "As with all data storage services, there might be some potential memory loss. But we guarantee our services will be the most human."


Data upload options:
  phone call
conversation over coffee
drinks
tweet
 

Data download options:

phone call
conversation over coffee
drinks
tweet
 

The Art Guys Heads in a Cloud Data Storage Memory Services

Who else would you trust?


Special Introductory Rates: $1000 per day flat fee, 4 hours upload/download time per day maximum
First upload hour absolutely free!

 



 

Your purchase of your first upload for your Art Guys Heads in a Cloud Data Storage Memory Services comes with an authentic confirmation certificate. SEE EXAMPLE BELOW.

 


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photo credit: Jack Thompson

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The Art Guys Heads in a Cloud Data Storage Memory Services
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